"Alice, listen.

I've found my true love."

At our monthly, pre-arranged tea party for fiancés, Prince Orlando, beaming with delight, made his announcement. My ability to maintain a smile was surely a testament to my years of education.

"My, Your Highness. True love, how utterly romantic.

May I inquire about this person?"

And so, I found myself compelled to listen to His Highness's tale of romance, all while suppressing a sigh deep within my throat.