"Hey... I'm planning to confess today."

"Oh, I see... Make sure you atone for your sins and come back. I'll be waiting for you outside the walls."

"No, I'm not going to confess a crime to the police. I haven't committed any crime."

"Really? Can you truly say, with pride, that you haven't committed a single sin in your entire life?"

Guy who wants to practice confessing VS Guy who will absolutely never give a straight answer.

* A script for a comedy sketch, entered in the Gela Gela Contest 3.