Description
One day, he stumbled upon a game whose character creation screen boasted "Hack and Slash." He unconsciously bought it after fixating on the beautiful girl's posterior depicted on the package. Back home, he eagerly booted it up.
However, upon starting the game, he found the tutorial character was a male avatar. Having no interest in handsome men, he tried to rush through the tutorial, only to realize a month had slipped by.
Struggling against the game's abnormal difficulty, he eventually realized something was amiss while stranded at the bottom of a desolate valley.
He was already down to just a single leaf for equipment, with no weapons whatsoever. He asked the navigator fairy, "Where is the nearest town?"
Upon hearing the answer, he bolted towards the nearest town at full speed. Still clad in nothing but a single leaf.