I'm a true-blue yuri fiend, who loves yuri more than three square meals.

The yuri couple I'm currently rooting for the most are Akari and Yui, who attend the high school in front of the station.

Every day after school, they'd sit on the terrace of the Seattle-style coffee shop near the station for drinks. It had become my daily ritual to watch them giggle and be sweet while I sipped my caramel macchiato there.

Just like any other day, I was gratefully taking in my daily dose of yuri when suddenly—

"Oh, hey, Akari and Yui! What are you two doing here?"

Suddenly, an archetypal smooth-talking guy in the same school uniform brazenly called out to them, then dropped an outrageous bomb: "Let's go on a three-way date right now!?"

Are you kidding me!?!

I despise men who intrude on yuri more than anything in the entire universe!!!!

"Hey, stop it! They clearly don't like it!!"

Before I knew it, I'd grabbed the guy's shoulder and was picking a fight.

—But for some reason, that guy took an odd liking to me...!?