Legend?

What's that?

Oh, you mean the "Gacha God Legend"?

Oh, it's not?

Anyway, you gotta hear this.

Recently, my son got me into this full-dive online game.

And it's absolutely incredible, let me tell you.

It's nothing like the online games from my heyday.

They've gone to extreme lengths to make it realistic.

You can use your actual voice, you know?

And your physical abilities improve as your level goes up!

You can cast spells just by saying the skill name!

See? Isn't that amazing?

I'm going to tell you all about it now, so listen up.

No, actually, let *me* tell you.