A template novel is "curry rice." I accept objections.

P.S. I heard that others have also written essays with the same content, so I've removed phrases like "my own style" or "outrageous theory."

This is simply me jotting down thoughts that have been on my mind for some time.

Honestly, I don't think I've written anything particularly profound given my current abilities.

I've always thought, "I'd love to try writing an essay!" but this might have turned out to be more like casual chat than an actual essay.