Office drone Matsuda Takeshi died from overwork. His only wish was to be reborn into a 'white company'—one with fair conditions—and live a peaceful life. Suddenly, he found himself facing a God resembling Sean Connery, who informed Matsuda of his reincarnation into a fantasy world.

"At least! At least into a 'whiter' world!"

"That's your own responsibility."

"Damn it! You're always like this! You think we corporate slaves are just like smartphones!"

"…………Why a smartphone?"

"Unlimited use for a flat fee (What's overtime pay? Is that tasty?)"

As a small apology, Matsuda received a cheat ability: Earth magic. But will he truly achieve the stress-free, fair life he longed for? Having become distrustful of humans due to his corporate drone existence, Matsuda encounters a certain intelligent artifact and finds himself drawn to automatons incapable of betrayal...

A heroic tale of a timid former corporate drone rising to power? Do golems count as 'snacks' (i.e., harem members)?

Sept. 20th: Finally, the story catches up to the title!